Tuesday, September 28, 2010

SMS Language

I'm listening to the audiobook of Gary Shteyngart's Super Sad True Love Story, set in an approximate dystopian future where, among other things, youth lingo has evolved even further along its current trajectory towards what Wikipedia classifies as SMS language. OMG, you don't know what SMS language is? These are the short initialisms that have become so popular especially among youth to minimize keying long phrases on cell phones or in IM chat.

Shteyngart's take on the trend is hilarious, and some of his invented phrases ring completely believable. "JBF," says one character. "I'm just butt-fucking with you." I had to Google to confirm that this does not, in fact, appear to be a trending phrase.

Is SMS language a symptom of society's plunge into illiteracy, or merely an example of culture adapting to the preferred aparrati of communication? Did wise old elders frown upon the impatient young monks who grew tired of laboring over "Anno Domini," opting for the quicker, albeit more cryptic "AD"? Did the mathematician scoff at his student, "Is that all you have? You haven't proven anything," only to be rebuffed for the first time with a terse, indignant "QED, dude." Perhaps each generation of your own family has rebuffed the generation before, by misinterpreting the underlying meaning for the initials GI, but using it freely nonetheless.

Initialisms reflect the human desire to optimize away the most tedious, repetitive aspects of written and spoken communication. Over the past decade or so, society has shifted toward communicating with devices that, frankly, make all forms of communication tedious. The result? A shitstorm of initialisms in order to cope. I like to think that SMS language is a trend that will diminish once our devices offer superior means of communicating fluidly and expressively in complete words.

Of course, there will always be room for a reasonable number of popular abbreviations. Slang prose, FTW.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Qathra Cafe

We are pretty lucky here in Ditmas Park to have access to several nice restaurants, some of which double as cafes. But there is a relative void of businesses going all-out after the cafe niche.

On my way to the supermarket this evening I noticed a "soft launch" for a business which seems aimed at filling that void: Qathra Cafe.

Qathra Cafe Soft Opening Sign

Looks like they'll be offering coffee, espresso drinks, and pastries at a minimum. I also spotted some bowls of hummus and other mediterranean-looking snacks, presumably not there only for the soft-launch party but also as an indicator of their menu.

The place was fairly hopping, filled I'm sure with people who are friends and acquaintances of the owners, but also with curious passers-by who I overheard whispering skeptically about the freeness of the goodies inside.

Qathra Cafe Storefront

One of the things I love about restaurants and cafes in New York, in contrast to Boston and San Francisco, is the commonness of backyard patios. On this block, Sycamore and The Farm on Adderly set a high standard, but Qathra appears prepared to run with the big dogs... err, at least, with the cartoon dogs.

Snoopy Mural

I only tried a cookie on my way out after snapping these photos, but I'll be back to check out the coffee offerings. I'm impressed by the design and apparent attention to detail. It looks like the proprietors are interested in making this a place to last.

Coffee Bar

Ditmas Park, Brooklyn

I haven't posted here in a while, but just to catch up everybody up: we live in Brooklyn, now!

Our new neighborhood, Ditmas Park, is fairly unknown to out-of-towners. Situated to the south of Prospect Park, it has relatively easy access to the amenities of Manhattan and downtown Brooklyn, while still offering some less urban perks such as relatively easy parking, and a bit more apartment space for your money.

I'll be trying to revive this blog in an effort to chronicle my adventures in Brooklyn, Manhattan, and beyond, as well as to record observations about things that are going on in my neighborhood.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

A Pack Of Pickled Carrots

When I was a kid growing up in Santa Cruz, California, my friends and I often dined at Taqueria Vallarta, where our meager budgets would buy a huge burrito or plate of nachos, a giant glass of horchata, and limitless chips & salsa.

The salsa bar at Taqueria Vallarta offered a delicious array of tomato, pepper and tomatillo based options, but what has stuck in my memory best over the years has been the delicious pickled carrots & jalapeños, which I would pile on top of whatever my main dish was.

I rarely saw these pickled veggies at other establishments, and never executed with quite the excellence that I had come to expect. I thought they must be a rare, geographically local tradition. Perhaps the recipe originated from Vallarta, namesake of my beloved taqueria?

Recently I decided to unravel the mystery. Like most things in life, the obscure becomes common when you learn the right name to google on. Jalapeños en escabeche (pickled jalapeños) are not the sacred, secret food I had come to believe they were. In fact, you can buy them canned in any supermarket that offers even a modest Hispanic foods section. Having learned this, I bought and tried some of the mass-produced version, but of course they didn't live up to my hopes.

I decided I should try to make them myself. Having a name for these tasty goodies made it pretty easy to find recipes on the web. That should make it pretty easy, right? Unfortunately, none of the recipes can gloss over the fact that pickling is a careful process that requires sterile preparation and a technique for food preservation, called canning, that pressure-seals food inside glass jars.

Sigh. This is getting complicated. I've never canned. I don't own any canning equipment. There's a good chance I would fail at this task, but the allure of those tasty memories drives me onward.

For a few dollars at your local hardware or kitchen supply store, you will come home with a set of jars and lids, perfectly suited to the task of home canning. I bought the equipment, and set out to tackle this recipe.

Picture of boiling water and canning jars.

The first thing you need is a big pot of boiling water. The main trick in canning is to take a hot (and sterile) jar, put hot food inside of it, put the lid on, and wait for it to cool. As part of the cooling process the contents suction the lid ever tighter against the lip of the jar, forming a seal where a rubbery coating touches the jar. They make special equipment for heating and preparing food in this way, but I wasn't prepared to invest too much in this whim.

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For the veggies, you cut them up in whatever size you want, sautee them, and simmer them in vinegar to get that good pickling flavor to permeate through the vegetable. After a few minutes they start to lose their fresh crispness. I probably cooked mine a little too long, as the final result was a bit mushier than I would prefer. You can guess by the amount of color they have lost that they are a bit overdone.

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I used tongs to transfer the contents into jars and pack them as well as I could. Then I spooned the vinegar liquid over the vegetables to just a bit under the lip of the jar. After the jars are filled, I wanted to be sure the contents were still hot and any residual germs were killed, so I placed the filled jars into the simmering water for several minutes (further overcooking the veggies, I'm sure).

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I removed the jars and placed them on the kitchen table to cool. At this point, the lids are screwed on just enough to hold the metal discs in place. It's the metal disc itself that will suction to the jar and provide the lasting seal. You know how bottles juices have the depressed lid that will "pop" when you open it? That's the same story here, the lid centers depress so you can tell they're sealed.

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You can see that I used an assortment of peppers in addition to the jalapeños. It added a nice variety to the palette of colors, and I figured if I was going to experiment, I might as well, ahem, pack as much into this project as possible.

So how did it turn out? The veggies are delicious, but perhaps a little oilier and mushier than I would have liked.  Also, it turns out that even though the recipe is for pickled jalapeños, it's the carrots that I coveted most. One of the unusual things Taqueria Vallarta did was to include very large chunks of carrot so there was plenty to go around. When I make these again, I'll use very hot peppers and fewer of them, to make room for more carrots as receptacles for the delicious spicy pepperiness.

It turns out I was able to can my own food at home. Nothing exploded and nobody died. It opened my eyes to a world of possible pickling and canning projects that can produce delicious results that can be stored for months in the pantry. I won't say it was a cakewalk ... it was nervewracking and seemed fraught with peril, but I am sure it gets easier with practice.