That's quite an effect!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Hall Of Mirrors
The Comforts Of Home
One of the things that is so engaging about open houses is you never know what you'll find on the inside. The outsides of homes, especially here in the northeast of the United States, vary little compared to what you find within.
The goal for sellers is to spruce up their home so that you feel at home the second you walk in the door. To achieve this, some agents even bake cookies before the open house in order to give the home that "deliciously comfortable" aroma.
But nothing screams "buy this house" quite like a latex rubber glove dangling off the bathtub faucet.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Iran Is On Facebook
Few people realize the extent to which modern technology has played a role in this softening of stances. Punk It Up recently uncovered evidence that Iran has been using the popular Facebook web application to learn more about both its allies and opponents.
Rumors are circulating that Iran has also gotten back in touch with several grade school friends with whom it had considered a long-term friendship impossible. Here's to technology!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Employees Must Wash Hands
As a germ-phobic customer who's about to eat here, what I really want to see is:
"Employees must sanitize hands using the sterile sink that is not separated from the kitchen by several feces-laden doorknobs."
What's worse is when these signs are up, but soap and paper towels are absent. Nice move, restaurant. This means:
"Employees must take a shit, lightly rinse their hands with water, dry their hands by wiping on their washed-weekly work pants, and touch the feces-laden door knob before returning to work."
Who's hungry for take-out?